Step 1: Get ETH First things first, you need Ethereum to join the Tight Side. Grab some ETH from any major exchange (like Coinbase, Binance, or Kraken). Once you’ve got it, send that juicy ETH straight to your crypto wallet (MetaMask).
Step 2: Go to Uniswap Open up Uniswap (app.uniswap.org), hit “Connect Wallet,” and make sure you’re on the Ethereum network.
Step 3: Paste the Contract Address Double-check it says: Dumbass Orgasmic Greedy Expansive ($DOGE‑69) If it doesn’t say that… you might be in the wrong hole.
Step 4: Swap Just swap your ETH for $DOGE‑69. Boom, your butthole is now officially part of the tightest, most clenched community on the entire blockchain.
Four Easy Steps to Tightening Your Butthole